Here we go again!

Sunday, February 12
7:20 pm
Dear Diary,
Daddy just packed all my stuff and me into the car -- Mommy looked a little weepy and said she couldn't bear to come along...
Could this be it? The day they'd decided that they had had enough of my shenanigans?
So far, though, I haven't heard any mention of being driven out to "the farm" (thank God!).
7:30 pm
Dear Diary,
Whew! False alarm! We just got past the hyper-vigilant screening process and entered the gates of Renaissance -- "A Private Community". Seriously?
Whatever!
I'm just glad to find out that I'll be staying with Rose and Joe for a bit whilst Mom & Dad do their gallivanting-slash-globetrotting thing in Costa Rrrrrrrica! Surf, sand, food, drinks, music, zip lines... hmmmph, sounds terrific. Have fun, you two.
Luckily, the worst thing that happens here is these two keep calling me "Roxanne" by mistake. Oh, and the mean one keeps trying to turn me into a trick monkey.
Oh, and did I mention "the schedule"? Oy!
More on that next time...